Thanks a lot Kei

Dear Kei Igawa,

Thank you for ruining me and my son's first ever time watching the yankee game together. I put him in his yankee outfit, grabbed a beer and sat on the couch only to watch you get absolutely SHELLED in three innings! How the yankees are paying you 46 MILLION dollars completely baffles me! You are one of the biggest jokers alive.

Thanks Again you piece of Sh*t!

Mike and Aidan McGrath