I.P.AWFUL

IPK, you are a JOKER! I rode with you from the bigging and hyped you up when everyone else said u sucked! I am so sick of you talking about how nasty you are in Triple A then when we need a quality start from you in the bigs you cant even get out of the third inning. I'm glad we kept you and Melky instead of getting Santana you piece of garbage!

Heres the kicker....

“I felt like I made some good pitches,” he said. “I’m not too upset about it. … What was it, a bunch of singles and three doubles? I’m just not real upset about it. I’m just going to move on and I’ve already done that.”

God I hope Damon, Giambi and co. beat the everliving piss our of you soon!

Wipe that sh*t eating grin off of your face too!!!

You and I are officially Divorced!

UGGGGGGGGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One from the Vault

Me and Jean, October 2004

Nice Moves Cash!

Nice work Cash! It seems to me like the yanks are going for it!

We basicially stole Marte and X-man from the pirates and Farnsworthless will not come through in a big spot anyway so he can go screw. Pudge is gonna love the spotlight of NY and will probably rip it for the next 2 months!

Melancon just got promoted to AAA and ripped it in his debut last night. 2 scoreless 19 pitches, 15 of which were strikes. He could be the answer come Sept. I have been saying it all year and hopefully I do not mush him.

IPK is dealing down in Scranton......Hughes is working his way back......Wang got his cast off......Sui started hitting off a tee and reported no pain.....and some dude named Pavano is throwing down in Tampa.

Despite all the injuries, the Yanks aren't mailing it in. I love it!

UHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

Balls Out....

"If it don't snap...it aint a Saberette!!!!!

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